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Corden vs Adele vs Blur

The Brits is turning into Eastenders! Here's the Low Down.

• Corden is mortified that he had to cut Adele off. 
• Adele got a bit 'tudie on stage.  
• ITV2 - Corden gives off that Blur got 11mins to perform and Adele is the biggest artist in the world.
• Corden is pissed with producers. Adele deserved more time to say thank you. 

What Corden missed is that Blur are doing the Hyde Park gig to close the Olympics this summer. The Olympics are on the biggest PR hype ever and Blur are helping them with their strategy. The producers know where the money is made and what is priority. I'm sure if Adele agreed to do the opening ceremony they would have allowed more face time.

The Brits

This years Brits in my opinion were really weak, don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn down a ticket but just like the Grammy's its all become a little predictable. Here are my thoughts on the whole affair.

Ed Sheeran - I Love You but I am REALLY worried about you, your hair, your follow up album, your love life, your bank balance, your friends, etc etc. He is SO talented and don't want some bitch to break his heart and take his money. I'm here if you need a friend. 

Adele - 19 Amaze. 21. Fanom. You deserve all the success in the world. Your voice was a little weak tonight and wouldn't have minded you switching it up a little. Shame Corden cut your speech short. Like your face. 

Jo Whiley - Yellow Shoes. Blew My Mind. 

George Michael - a) Why aren't you in prison. b) why aren't you in rehab. 

Olly Murs and Rizzle Kicks - Why are you stealing people's oxygen?!? Why couldn't Labyrinth perform? Or Chase and Status? 

Wil-I-Am - As uneventful as your music. Quit while your ahead.  

Rhianna - See Above 

James Cordon - Did well this year mate. Didn't try to hard. Good come backs when people were walking across the shot.  

Blur - Park Life. Say No More. Good to have you back. 

I think generally we are missing good music in the UK. New artists that aren't horribly commercial. I would have liked to seen Chase and Status get an award, they have made a massive impact on music this past year.

Hopefully we will get a bit more juicy naughty behavior next year.  

Monday Morning Observations

• Wil.i.am is the most overrated human being on this entire planet. His new song is awful. JLo is pointless and Mick Jagger?!? WTF!
  
• How mental would it be if different countries had different number characters? Like every country you went to 5 actually had the value of 7 in your homeland. Think about it.
  
• Sitting top back on the bus isn't cool any more. Made me a little nauseous.

Gold Digga

Bargain of the weekend. Gold metallic fake nails from Primark. Best £1 I have spent in a while. Really impressed with the strength and length of nails. Must buy!

Robin Hood

I need to stop being such a devious bitch. Not in a horrible, nasty sort of way, in a Robin Hood - Take from the rich sort of thing. 

In the past two days I have been on a mission of mayhem.

Fact: Someone on FB changed their profile picture to writing which said "Im coming off FB, I don't care whether you got fat or had a kid. Here's my number: xxxxx I'm still on Twitter" - What an absolute TWAT. I have taken it upon myself to prank call him from work. He's also in a different time zone which makes things 100% better. NO ONE acknowledges that I have gained weight and gets away with it. 

Fact: Someone has been sending nasty text's to my friend for no reason. a) I have added said person to the prank call list and b) I have spread a rumour, which may I add is spreading like wild fire, that said person is a gypsy. People are totally buying this rumour. 

Fact: My friend got a valentines day card from someone. She thought it was from me. I don't have a clue who it was from but played the game of how I knew all about it. No one gets James Bond on my ass. I'm the only detective round here. 

I can't believe I am a grown up with a job, mortgage and responsibilities. I shouldn't be behaving like this. 

Forever 21

My latest purchases from Forever 21. I have to admit that I bought more however their website is so sh*t I can't find them. Additional to the above I grabbed peach leggings, a white drop length maxi dress and a mint drop top. Anything that covers my arse is a winner for me. Total Spent: £75

Need I Say More?

Slaggy World Of Pop

So I have fallen out of love with Rihanna mainly because I think she is a slag. What is up with her Lyrics? Catchy songs but girl needs to calm it down and get a new writing team... (she isn't fooling anyone that she writes her own material) I am in no way a prude but she's trying to hard to be shocking.

Please find below some of my favourite literary gems.

I love it when you eat it
Suck my cockiness, Lick my persuasion
I can be your dominatrix
Ooo I wana f-ck you right now
Let me grab my tit while you sit on top
Do you right here while the whole world's watching

Shit That I do

I’m involved in this lil thing called Quidco. You get cash back when you buy things online…. So as a sucker for money making I have signed up. I will keep you up to date with my progress, I am however + £33. So far. So Good. I implore you to sign up and participate if you shop online.

I must point out that as a direct result of Quidco, I have signed up for Netflix and spend my entire day watching the US version of The Office back to back. Its altering my mental state. I am convinced that these people are my colleagues. No biggie. They are funny.