EvnUBrts

So I took my lead from Kelly Oxford. She's my blogging hero. She's witty and smart, Sarcastic and pretty, all things which I hope to be when I grow up.

My goal from this blog is to make you all fall deeply in love with me so I can use your affection instead of getting a boyfriend.

I will also remain anonymous so you can make up your own sick little opinions about me. When my popularity shits all over Oxford's I will reveal myself. You'll be disappointed and I will cry.

If you haven't yet realised, I'm pretty sarcastic, but roll with it. I am funny and opinionated too.


"Et tu, Brute?" A Latin phrase often used poetically to represent the last words of Roman dictator Julius Caesar to his friend Marcus Brutus at the moment of his assassination. The quotation is widely used in Western culture to signify the utmost betrayal... For me it's a title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song - Even You Brutus?